November 10th = UPD

Sometimes I feel like a sack of potatoes and like I'm the stupidest and the most misareble being in the whole Universe... and then (or at any other time) an idea pops right in my head. But usually I don't have enough time or strength of will and finally all my great (as I think) ideas are somewhere on paper. I mean, in WORDS (when it is supposed to be a drawing).

So.

I'm gonna place here some idiot stuff that strikes me in the head. You may use it if you want, but - please! - make a link to my dev account and notify me so I would look at your pic and feel proud like it's my own drawing

1. Dr. House is nagging at Elixir (Josh Foley) cause the latter doesn't know lupus symptoms as good as House does.
2. Julian Keller (who is Slytherin) is picking a quarrel with Draco Malfoy (Snape's reaction required!).
3. Bullseye in some LOTR outfit. Presumably smirking at Gimli.
4. Kimura as a nurse or a babysitter.
5. Namor at Arrakis (aka Dune; see Frank Herbert).

To be continued.

6. Nocturne (TJ Wagner) in Keller's (Julian Keller aka Hellion) body (don't say it's lewd! She has an ability to possess someone up to twelve hours) & Laura (Kinney aka X-23). I suppose that there's some kick-@ss battle is gonna happen between some X-Men and some Bad Guys. The scene takes place in X-Jet, then they approach some... armoury? Anyways, Nocturne is very glad (I don't know why, though; in Exiles she'd rather beat the Bad Guys up with her bare feet and hands).

TJ: Yeah, I'm quite fine, thanks. By the way, you know... if this fight's gonna get too long I won't be able to sit there all the time. And without me he'll be way too vulnerable. So what I'm saying is... won't you cover my back, please?
X: Okay.
TJ: Atta girl! C'mon, it's High Five time! Hey... you know, high five? When you slap hands... yeah, like that. So... tell me, do you like him? I may talk to him if you wanted.
X: I do not wish to discuss that.
TJ: Hey, c'mon! He's a pretty guy and I believe he has a golden heart somewhere beneath all these rude manneers. And you're a very nice girl and I'm just sure that you two have a thing or two for each other. Hey, stop it, you little twerp! He's trying to debate. Boys, boys, boys. Are we there yet? Yes? Wonderful! And what do we have? I wanna big gunz. Yeah... Big gun, number one.

7. Wolverine in front of his new formed team; see Schism spoilers.
Logan: Imagine you're all gonna die in ten minutes. What're ya gonna do? Keller!
Hellion: Yes, sir?
Logan: Go on.
Hellion: M... hmm...
*falling to his knees and pressing his face to Laura's stomach* Ohmigod, am I gonna die?! Oh no, I'm so young, please, Lord, don't make me die a virgin!!
Logan: *small text* Crap.
Hellion: Heh, that was rather emotional, I suppose. And the last part was too personal. Did I screw it all up?
Logan: Yes you f%#^ing screwed it up you little punk.

8. That HP/X-Kids crossover was rolling all over my head since me and ~Amalyrr started that two-players-RPG somewhere at vkontakte.ru (Russian, ahem, alternative for Facebook). Four X-Kids somehow find themselves in Hogwarts. Teachers and prof Ganda... Dumbledore decide the kids better stay at Hogwarts and pretend they've come from an American wizard school while the faculty tries to solve the problem with sending them back into their home Marvel Universe. Sorting TrollHat decided that Laura Kinney is to join Ravenclaw, Megan Gwynn is better suited for Hufflepuff, OC character Anna Vance is a Gryffindor and Julian Keller... yeah, professor Snape cursed that day. 6th book. And Keller truly hates Draco Malfoy. This feeling is oh so mutual.

So there's just a small scene:

Kellie: Mr. Malfoy!
Luci: Yes?
Kellie: Your son is a dork.
Luci bitchslaps poor Jules.
Sevvy: Lucius! How could you?! *Mutters under his breath* I've always wanted to do that myself.